subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

(via dont-fucking-sass-me)

fawked:

why are there 12 year old boys with 72k followers on Instagram

(via infinitelyunlimited)

iwantyoureffingtatertots:

I need someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made

(via jeannettehigginbotham)

the-great-sherlock:

iamtherightkirsti:

wow he really hates school

This guy speaks to me on a spiritual level

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance, via infinitelyunlimited)

vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

(Source: nipetas, via infinitelyunlimited)

rumour:

That boy u just called racist? His mom took away his Beats Headphones last week. Think before u speak

(via precumming)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via infinitelyunlimited)

teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

(via infinitelyunlimited)

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

(via infinitelyunlimited)